Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Carlotta Montay:
He said he was safe.
Ronnie Jackson: Oh, he's safe all right... I mean, he's safe all right.
Carlotta Montay: But he's NOT safe! I KNOW he isn't!
Ronnie Jackson: No, no... He's in a terrible spot.
Carlotta Montay: But I feel he's in great danger.
Ronnie Jackson: Yes, yes, he's in great danger... yeah, but he's safe alright. He's safe. I sound like an umpire.
Ronnie Jackson: Oh, he's safe all right... I mean, he's safe all right.
Carlotta Montay: But he's NOT safe! I KNOW he isn't!
Ronnie Jackson: No, no... He's in a terrible spot.
Carlotta Montay: But I feel he's in great danger.
Ronnie Jackson: Yes, yes, he's in great danger... yeah, but he's safe alright. He's safe. I sound like an umpire.
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Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)
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Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)
Carlotta Montay:
You said you'd stick with me till your dying breath.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, and I'm getting too close to it.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, and I'm getting too close to it.
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Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)
Lucia Maria de Andrade:
I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
--
Bob Hope
(as Hot Lips Barton)
in
Road to Rio
(1947)
Princess Lala:
Do you always fight over girls?
Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money
[Looking straight into the camera]
Harold Gridley: That's for Washington!
Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money
[Looking straight into the camera]
Harold Gridley: That's for Washington!
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Bob Hope
(as Harold Gridley)
in
Road to Bali
(1952)
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
Clara Morando:
Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.
Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.
Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.
Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?
[to Clara]
Eddie Foy: You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?
Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!
Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!
Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.
Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.
Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins?
[to Clara]
Eddie Foy: You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?
Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!
Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!
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Bob Hope
(as Eddie Foy)
in
The Seven Little Foys
(1955)
Princess Margaret:
I hear there are pirates in these waters.
Sylvester: Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!
Sylvester: Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!
--
Bob Hope
(as Sylvester the Great)
in
The Princess and the Pirate
(1944)
Miss Lu:
There are spirits all around you.
Wally Campbell: Well, could you put some in a glass with a little ice? I need it badly.
Wally Campbell: Well, could you put some in a glass with a little ice? I need it badly.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Campbell)
in
The Cat and the Canary
(1939)
Lt. Lyman P. Jones:
Sorry, I bit your hand but I was dreaming about Nurse Krause, again.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah, those reruns are murder.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah, those reruns are murder.
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Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)
in
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
(1968)