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Film Quotes by Bob Hope

196 quotes
The Iron Petticoat
Year: 1956

Director:
Ralph Thomas
The Iron Petticoat
Vinka Kovelenko: I should think they would send a taller man.
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!
-- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)
Casanova's Big Night
Year: 1954

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Casanova's Big Night
Lucio: [Whispering so that others at the table don't here] Don't forget yourself!
Lucio: [Carelessly loud] The wine's free, and I'm thirsty!
Lucio: [Whispering in his ear again] Mind your manners!
Pippo Popolino: Please stop nibbling on my ear. Don't let this beauty mark fool you too!
-- Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night (1954)
Where There's Life
Year: 1947

Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Where There's Life
Gen. Katrina Grimovitch: Michael, run!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!
-- Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life (1947)
The Ghost Breakers
Year: 1940

Director:
George Marshall
The Ghost Breakers
Raspy Kelly: He's drivin' his car, see? Another car comes along, runs him into a ditch. Marky gets all smashed up.
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Larry Lawrence: Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it'll probably be tomorrow.
-- Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers (1940)
The Ghost Breakers
Year: 1940

Director:
George Marshall
The Ghost Breakers
Raspy Kelly: They don't mind a little publicity. They kinda like it.
Larry Lawrence: I know. I plug them, and they'll plug me.
-- Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers (1940)
The Cat and the Canary
Year: 1939

Director:
Elliott Nugent
The Cat and the Canary
Cicily: Do you believe people come back from the dead?
Wally Campbell: You mean like Republicans?
-- Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary (1939)
The Cat and the Canary
Year: 1939

Director:
Elliott Nugent
The Cat and the Canary
Cicily: Don't big empty houses scare you?
Wally Campbell: Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.
-- Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary (1939)
The Cat and the Canary
Year: 1939

Director:
Elliott Nugent
The Cat and the Canary
Cicily: I'm psychic. I was in a trance once.
Wally Campbell: I know, I know. When are you coming out of it?
-- Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary (1939)
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Year: 1968

Director:
Frank Tashlin
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Calvin Coolidge Ishimura: Don't shoot. I'm an American like you. I'm Calvin Coolidge Ishimura.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah and I'm Sessue Hayakawa O'Farrell.
-- Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell (1968)
The Ghost Breakers
Year: 1940

Director:
George Marshall
The Ghost Breakers
Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
-- Bob Hope (as Larry Lawrence) in The Ghost Breakers (1940)