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Film Quotes by Bob Hope

196 quotes
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Year: 1968

Director:
Frank Tashlin
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Pvt. Johnny Bannon: Sarge, movie starts in about five minutes. It's a double feature, Sarge. Two Bing Crosby pictures.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Bite your tongue.
-- Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell (1968)
How to Commit Marriage
Year: 1969

Director:
Norman Panama
How to Commit Marriage
Nancy Benson: [introducing her fiancé to her father] David comes from a broken home.
David Poe: I was the only child in kindergarten who could spell dirty words correctly.
Frank Benson: I'm amazed you didn't write a best-seller.
-- Bob Hope (as Frank Benson) in How to Commit Marriage (1969)
Where There's Life
Year: 1947

Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Where There's Life
Paul Stertorius: You don't realize death is staring you in the face!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.
-- Bob Hope (as Michael Joseph Valentine) in Where There's Life (1947)
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
My Favorite Brunette
James Collins: No, you stay here, Miss Montay.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, you stay here.
James Collins: These men are killers.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, then I'll stay here, too.
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
Road to Rio
Year: 1947

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Road to Rio
Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!
-- Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)
Paris Holiday
Year: 1958

Director:
Gerd Oswald
Paris Holiday
Fernydel: [Feeling Hunter's ski nose] Extraodinaire! Formidable! Fantastique!
Robert Leslie Hunter: And that's comin' straight from the horse's mouth!
-- Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday (1958)
Paris Holiday
Year: 1958

Director:
Gerd Oswald
Paris Holiday
Fernydel: [Pointing when a fake octopus appears on a funhouse ride] Boulliabaise!
Robert Leslie Hunter: It reminds me I got to write my agent.
-- Bob Hope (as Robert Leslie Hunter) in Paris Holiday (1958)
Casanova's Big Night
Year: 1954

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Casanova's Big Night
Elena Di Gambetta: [Hearing her family trying to get in to save her honor] Run! Hide!
Pippo Popolino: Casanova never runs, but he hides!
-- Bob Hope (as Pippo Popolino) in Casanova's Big Night (1954)
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
My Favorite Brunette
Dr. Lundau: For the past six months, Miss Montay has been suffering from an acute form of schizophrenia, accompanied by visual aberrations and increasingly severe paranoiac delusions.
Ronnie Jackson: Mm-HMM! And how is she mentally?
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
That Certain Feeling
Year: 1956

Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
That Certain Feeling
Norman Taylor: Gee, Mr. Dignan, you're awful nice.
Francis X. Dignan: It comes and goes...
-- Bob Hope in That Certain Feeling (1956)