Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again! Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians! - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Scat Sweeney: [Uncovering a side of meat in a freezer as he looks for Hot Lips] Well, I'm getting warm. That's ham! - Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Scat Sweeney: Are you admitting you're a dirty coward? Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one! - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Scat Sweeney: Swine! Hot Lips Barton: Pig! Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine. Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham! - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Scat Sweeney: This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned! Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co... [He drops the cup] Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea? - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Hot Lips Barton: [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help! Hot Lips Barton: [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here. - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Hot Lips Barton: [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures! - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Hot Lips Barton: [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing? Scat Sweeney: Why not? Hot Lips Barton: Up in the stratosphere? Scat Sweeney: Oh, you [mumbles] Scat Sweeney: ... Hot Lips Barton: Who do you think I am - Mr. Jordan? - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Hot Lips Barton: [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun? - Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)

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Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom? Scat Sweeney: I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum." - Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio (1947)

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