Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Year: 1947
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Scat Sweeney:
Swine!
Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
--
Bob Hope
(as Hot Lips Barton)
in
Road to Rio
(1947)
Year: 1947
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Scat Sweeney:
This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co...
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co...
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
--
Bob Hope
(as Hot Lips Barton)
in
Road to Rio
(1947)
Year: 1967
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Ellie Barton:
But I want to be with you.
Henry Dimsdale: Yeah, but they wouldn't put me in a women's prison.
Henry Dimsdale: Yeah, but they wouldn't put me in a women's prison.
--
Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
in
Eight on the Lam
(1967)
Year: 1940
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Year: 1953
Director:
Claude Binyon
Director:
Claude Binyon
Hackenschmidt - Cabbie:
That's all right, Stanley... just remember, you're helping me clean stables next Sunday.
Stanley Snodgrass: I'll remember, if the wind is right.
Stanley Snodgrass: I'll remember, if the wind is right.
--
Bob Hope
(as Stanley Snodgrass)
in
Here Come the Girls
(1953)
Year: 1962
Director:
Norman Panama
Director:
Norman Panama
Diane:
There must be some sensible solution to this problem.
Harry Turner: Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, you come to my house.
Chester Babcock: Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, my house.
Diane: What about Sunday?
Chester Babcock: Everbody rests.
Harry Turner: Well, of course there is. Two fellas, one girl. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, you come to my house.
Chester Babcock: Yeah. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, my house.
Diane: What about Sunday?
Chester Babcock: Everbody rests.
--
Bob Hope
(as Chester Babcock)
in
The Road to Hong Kong
(1962)
Year: 1968
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Maria:
I don't care if the Army does come first. As long as I'm the first woman.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: And the last.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: And the last.
--
Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)
in
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
(1968)
Year: 1940
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Ace Lannigan:
I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.
--
Bob Hope
(as Ace Lannigan)
in
Road to Singapore
(1940)
Year: 1961
Director:
Jack Arnold
Director:
Jack Arnold
Adam J. Niles:
[Pulls into the driveway of the home he's just rented in Paradise] It's pink.
Rosemary Howard: It's not pink, its "California coral".
Adam J. Niles: Who comes up with the names of colors in this country, Tennessee Williams?
Rosemary Howard: It's not pink, its "California coral".
Adam J. Niles: Who comes up with the names of colors in this country, Tennessee Williams?
--
Bob Hope
(as Adam J. Niles)
in
Bachelor in Paradise
(1961)
Year: 1962
Director:
Norman Panama
Director:
Norman Panama
Chester Babcock:
I'll never look at another banana split.
--
Bob Hope
(as Chester Babcock)
in
The Road to Hong Kong
(1962)