Vinka Kovelenko: A good Communist has no subconcious!
Colonel Tarbell: That may very well be what's wrong with them!

- James Robertson Justice (as Colonel Sklarnoff) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)

Vinka Kovelenko: I should think they would send a taller man.
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!

- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)

Colonel Tarbell: It doesn't hurt to tantalize em'.
Major Chuck Lockwood: Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!

- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)

Colonel Tarbell: What do you think of her?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!

- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)

Bartender: What's your stratagy, Captain?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!

- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)

[Chuck tells Vinka how he plans to talk Colonel Tarbell into letting Vinka go to London]
Vinka Kovelenko: Do you think the Colonel would be fooled by such a ridiculous statement?
Major Chuck Lockwood: If he'll eat Army food, he'll swallow anything!

- Bob Hope (as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood) in The Iron Petticoat (1956)