Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Year: 1947
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
State Trooper:
Keep moving! You got a long drive back to town!
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, well, let me tell YOU something!
State Trooper: What?
Ronnie Jackson: I like long drives.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, well, let me tell YOU something!
State Trooper: What?
Ronnie Jackson: I like long drives.
--
Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Karl Danzig:
Headquarters, federal building.
Wally Hogan: Yes, Lieutenant.
Karl Danzig: CAPTAIN now, Hogan.
Wally Hogan: Captain?
[aside]
Wally Hogan: Who's his agent?
Wally Hogan: Yes, Lieutenant.
Karl Danzig: CAPTAIN now, Hogan.
Wally Hogan: Captain?
[aside]
Wally Hogan: Who's his agent?
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1962
Director:
Norman Panama
Director:
Norman Panama
Leader of the 3rd Echelon:
In that rocket, we're about to send two animals around the moon and if we succeed, we shall next send two men. And from the moon, that point of impenetrable power, I shall go before the United Nations and demand that they accede to our total and absolute control.
Chester Babcock: [to Harry] I think he rolls his own.
Chester Babcock: [to Harry] I think he rolls his own.
--
Bob Hope
(as Chester Babcock)
in
The Road to Hong Kong
(1962)
Year: 1939
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Fred Blythe:
I could use a drink.
Wally Campbell: Yeah, I could too. Might as well be a live stiff as a dead stiff.
Wally Campbell: Yeah, I could too. Might as well be a live stiff as a dead stiff.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Campbell)
in
The Cat and the Canary
(1939)
Year: 1940
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Parada:
Are you the one advising Miss Carter to sell the castle?
Larry Lawrence: No, my advice is keep the castle and sell the ghosts.
Parada: I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.
Larry Lawrence: Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?
Larry Lawrence: No, my advice is keep the castle and sell the ghosts.
Parada: I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.
Larry Lawrence: Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Year: 1956
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Joe Wickes:
Say, how'd you finish the episode?
Francis X. Dignan: Snips kicks Runty, robs a liquor store, shoves his grandmother down the stairs, sets fire to the orphanage and shoots himself in the head. He's been under a strain.
Francis X. Dignan: Snips kicks Runty, robs a liquor store, shoves his grandmother down the stairs, sets fire to the orphanage and shoots himself in the head. He's been under a strain.
--
Bob Hope
in
That Certain Feeling
(1956)
Year: 1956
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Colonel Tarbell:
It doesn't hurt to tantalize em'.
Major Chuck Lockwood: Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!
--
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
in
The Iron Petticoat
(1956)
Year: 1956
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Colonel Tarbell:
What do you think of her?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!
--
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
in
The Iron Petticoat
(1956)
Year: 1951
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Lily Dalbray:
The closer I get to death the more I realize that I love you.
Peanuts White: The closer I get to death the more I realize I love me, too.
Peanuts White: The closer I get to death the more I realize I love me, too.
--
Bob Hope
(as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine)
in
My Favorite Spy
(1951)
Year: 1947
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Carlotta Montay:
Are you a man who's afraid of danger?
Ronnie Jackson: No, you can get as close as you like.
Ronnie Jackson: No, you can get as close as you like.
--
Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)