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Film Quotes by Bob Hope

196 quotes
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Ronnie Jackson: You can open the mailman later.
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Ronnie Jackson: You come one step closer and I'll... I'll break this record into a thousand pieces! Oh... wait a minute. Who's side am I on?
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Ronnie Jackson: You may not know this, but I wasn't always a detective. Before they pinned this murder rap on me I had one of the sweetest little set-ups in San Francisco.
Reporter: A legitimate business?
Ronnie Jackson: Better than legitimate. It was profitable.
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
My Favorite Brunette
Year: 1947

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Ronnie Jackson: You see, I wanted to be a detective too. It only took brains, courage, and a gun... and I had the gun.
-- Bob Hope (as Ronnie Jackson) in My Favorite Brunette (1947)
The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell
Year: 1968

Director:
Frank Tashlin
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Snavely's at the Crosby double feature, so it's a cinch he's asleep.
-- Bob Hope (as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell) in The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell (1968)
The Princess and the Pirate
Year: 1944

Director:
David Butler*Sidney Lanfield
Sylvester: I'll chop off his liver! Say, that might be pretty good, chopped liver.
-- Bob Hope (as Sylvester the Great) in The Princess and the Pirate (1944)
The Princess and the Pirate
Year: 1944

Director:
David Butler*Sidney Lanfield
Sylvester: If you don't tell anybody I'm not a gypsy, I won't tell anybody you're not an idiot.
-- Bob Hope (as Sylvester the Great) in The Princess and the Pirate (1944)
The Princess and the Pirate
Year: 1944

Director:
David Butler*Sidney Lanfield
Sylvester: My act is known all over Europe; that's why I'm going to America.
-- Bob Hope (as Sylvester the Great) in The Princess and the Pirate (1944)
The Cat and the Canary
Year: 1939

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Wally Campbell: [to Joyce] You know, what this party needs is more drinks and more laughs.I'll tell yuh, I'll bring a bottle of scotch from the living room. Let's all drink scotch and make wry faces.
-- Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary (1939)
The Cat and the Canary
Year: 1939

Director:
Elliott Nugent
Wally Campbell: [Wiscracking to his stoic Indian guide] You seem like the jolly type, Clarence. D'yuh like jokes? You don't mind if I ramble on, do you? Keeps my mind off the malaria germs.
-- Bob Hope (as Wally Campbell) in The Cat and the Canary (1939)