Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Year: 1939
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Wally Campbell:
I'm so scared, even my goose pimples have goose pimples.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Campbell)
in
The Cat and the Canary
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Wally Campbell:
Wait. My mother brought me up never to be caught twice in the same lady's bedroom.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Campbell)
in
The Cat and the Canary
(1939)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Wally Hogan:
[running into Sergeant Danzig] Oh, Arsenic and Old Face.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Wally Hogan:
[to Connie] Come out from behind there, Spongecake, and I'll buy you a little drink or a chinchilla coat... something that will cover you from your chin to your chilla.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Wally Hogan:
[to Sergeant Danzig] A zebra's covered with stripes too, but underneath he's still a jackass.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Wally Hogan:
When I was born the doctor said, "Boil some water," and I've been in it ever since.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1950
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Agatha:
Gee, if you're an actor, we've got a chance, and if you're a good actor this could be the biggest job you ever had.
Humphrey: Yeah, and I'd be the star - that's a step up... and an audience of three - that's a step up.
Humphrey: Yeah, and I'd be the star - that's a step up... and an audience of three - that's a step up.
--
Bob Hope
(as Humphrey)
in
Fancy Pants
(1950)
Year: 1960
Director:
Melvin Frank
Director:
Melvin Frank
Kitty Weaver:
Can't sleep.
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Gilbert)
in
The Facts of Life
(1960)
Year: 1942
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Karen Bentley:
[surreptitiously] There's no time to lose. Do you know what it feels like to be followed, hounded and watched every second?
Larry Haines: Well I used to, but now I pay cash for everything.
Karen Bentley: Look at me.
Larry Haines: I'm looking.
Karen Bentley: You've got to trust me.
Larry Haines: I'm not through looking yet.
Karen Bentley: You mustn't ask any questions.
Larry Haines: I'm asking. I mean, I'm not asking.
Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.
Larry Haines: Well I used to, but now I pay cash for everything.
Karen Bentley: Look at me.
Larry Haines: I'm looking.
Karen Bentley: You've got to trust me.
Larry Haines: I'm not through looking yet.
Karen Bentley: You mustn't ask any questions.
Larry Haines: I'm asking. I mean, I'm not asking.
Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Haines)
in
My Favorite Blonde
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Karen Bentley:
Mr. Haines, you're not listening to me.
Larry Haines: Yes, I am. I said every word you heard.
Larry Haines: Yes, I am. I said every word you heard.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Haines)
in
My Favorite Blonde
(1942)