Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Herbert Tuttle:
[after seeing Big 7-foot Sailor] How'd he get in the navy?
Wally Hogan: He must've lied about his height.
Wally Hogan: He must've lied about his height.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Herbert Tuttle:
You're Bullet Bradley's manager. I saw the fight on television over at my sister-in-law's. She has a 16-inch screen.
Wally Hogan: Sounds like a grand girl.
Wally Hogan: Sounds like a grand girl.
--
Bob Hope
(as Wally Hogan)
in
Off Limits
(1953)
Year: 1947
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Director:
Elliott Nugent
Sam McCloud:
I told you before, stick to watching the birdie and you'll die of old age.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, but I was cut out for this kind of life. All my life I wanted to be a hardboiled detective like Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
Ronnie Jackson: Yeah, but I was cut out for this kind of life. All my life I wanted to be a hardboiled detective like Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
--
Bob Hope
(as Ronnie Jackson)
in
My Favorite Brunette
(1947)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
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Bob Hope
(as Pippo Popolino)
in
Casanova's Big Night
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Francesca Bruni:
Well, then take your mask off.
Pippo Popolino: Oh, no. I couldn't do that. I haven't got anything on underneath it.
Pippo Popolino: Oh, no. I couldn't do that. I haven't got anything on underneath it.
--
Bob Hope
(as Pippo Popolino)
in
Casanova's Big Night
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
--
Bob Hope
(as Pippo Popolino)
in
Casanova's Big Night
(1954)
Year: 1956
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Larry Larkin:
I have this unholy love of poking fun of stuffy people and kicking the seats of the mighty. You know, I love prodding the smug, don't you?
Francis X. Dignan: I don't know -- I haven't prodded any smugs lately.
Francis X. Dignan: I don't know -- I haven't prodded any smugs lately.
--
Bob Hope
in
That Certain Feeling
(1956)
Year: 1956
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Director:
Ralph Thomas
Bartender:
What's your stratagy, Captain?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
--
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
in
The Iron Petticoat
(1956)
Year: 1952
Director:
Hal Walker
Director:
Hal Walker
[a female ape has sat on Harold's lap]
George Cochran: Oh, buster, I don't like the look in her eye!
[the ape swings a paw at George]
Harold Gridley: George, get a rock, a club, anything! Kill one of us!
George Cochran: Oh, buster, I don't like the look in her eye!
[the ape swings a paw at George]
Harold Gridley: George, get a rock, a club, anything! Kill one of us!
--
Bob Hope
(as Harold Gridley)
in
Road to Bali
(1952)
Year: 1961
Director:
Jack Arnold
Director:
Jack Arnold
[after entering his house in Paradise]
Adam J. Niles: It's charming. What do you call this style... early Disneyland?
Adam J. Niles: It's charming. What do you call this style... early Disneyland?
--
Bob Hope
(as Adam J. Niles)
in
Bachelor in Paradise
(1961)