Quotes from Road to Utopia (1946)
12 quotes
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Duke:
Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Duke:
Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh? Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D. Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Bing Crosby
(as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Chester Hooton:
As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Bing Crosby
(as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Chester Hooton:
I'll have a lemonade.
[sees looks of surprise, snarls] Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass.
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Chester Hooton:
If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Chester Hooton:
Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Sal Van Hoyden:
[singing] You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?
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Dorothy Lamour
(as Sal Van Hoyden)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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Bob Hope
(as Chester Hooton)
in
Road to Utopia
(1946)
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