Quotes By Person – Page 12

Year: 1954

Director:
Jules White

Income Tax Sappy

Moe: Say, Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?
Shemp: Forty-four hundred dollars.
Larry: That's eleven dependents! Who are they?
Shemp: My ex-wife and ten bartenders.
Moe: Why don't you quit kidding?
Shemp: Who's kidding?
Moe: Why, you...
[Moe moves to punch Shemp, but he ducks and Moe punches Larry]

-- Moe Howard in Income Tax Sappy (1954)

Year: 1947

Director:
Jules White

Sing a Song of Six Pants

Moe: T.H. I wonder what that means.
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You're wrong, quiz kid.
Larry: T.H. T.H. I got it! I got it!
Moe: What?
Larry: Thomas Hedison!
Moe: Why don't you dumbells stop?

-- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Year: 1946

Director:
Jules White

Rhythm and Weep

Moe: Take off your clothes
Curly: Parden me?
Moe: I said take off your clothes
Curly: What? How dare you? I don't even know your name.
Moe: The names Mike Lippincranz. Now off come the clothes.

-- Moe Howard in Rhythm and Weep (1946)

Year: 1963

Director:
Norman Maurer

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

Moe: The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random.
Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on.
Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random.

-- Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Year: 1963

Director:
Norman Maurer

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

Moe: The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.
Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?
Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.

-- Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Year: 1947

Director:
Edward Bernds

Brideless Groom

Moe: Wait a minute. You wouldn't hit a lady with that.
[grabs an object and hands it to Larry]
Moe: Use this. It's bigger.

-- Moe Howard in Brideless Groom (1947)

Year: 1940

Director:
Jules White

You Natzy Spy!

Moe: We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!

-- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Year: 1947

Director:
Jules White

Sing a Song of Six Pants

Moe: We're going to be paupers. Paupers!
Shemp: Are you kidding? We're not even married!
Moe: [pokes Shemp in the eyes] Why don't you be quiet. Think!