Larry: This I like, and I get paid for it too

- Larry Fine in Rhythm and Weep (1946)

Moe, Curly, Larry: [dressed up like ballerinas, sing-song] We're dressed like ballerinas, of course you know we're not, and what you're about to see now folks, is something we ain't got.

- Larry Fine in Rhythm and Weep (1946)

Moe: If you're going to bump yourself off in an hour, what's the idea of eating pie?
Curly: So I can di-gest right. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

- Curly Howard in Rhythm and Weep (1946)

Moe: Take off your clothes
Curly: Parden me?
Moe: I said take off your clothes
Curly: What? How dare you? I don't even know your name.
Moe: The names Mike Lippincranz. Now off come the clothes.

- Moe Howard in Rhythm and Weep (1946)

Moe: Well this is the 26th theatre we have been thrown out of this month. What does that leave us?
Larry: Four more theatres...
Curly: Except February which has 28.
Moe: Quiet!

- Moe Howard in Rhythm and Weep (1946)