Quotes By Person – Page 10

Year: 1946

Director:
Jules White

Uncivil War Birds

Moe: Brother, you all ejaculated a mouthful.

-- Moe Howard in Uncivil War Birds (1946)

Year: 1940

Director:
Del Lord

No Census, No Feeling

Moe: Good morning, sir, I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?
Henry's wife: Hen-ry!
Moe: [Henry ducks just a vase is thrown by his wife, hitting Moe and knocking him down the stairs] Married.

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling (1934)

Year: 1941

Director:
Del Lord

All the World's a Stooge

Moe: Hey, after all, I'm the sturgeon! Give me a little room!

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in All the World's a Stooge (1941)

Year: 1936

Director:
Jack White

A Pain in the Pullman

Moe: Hey, you! Wake up and go to sleep.

-- Moe Howard in A Pain in the Pullman (1936)

Year: 1944

Director:
Jules White

No Dough Boys

Moe: Hippopotamus no good for this trick,
[points to Curly]
Moe: Hippopotamus!

-- Moe Howard in No Dough Boys (1944)

Year: 1953

Director:
Jules White

Goof on the Roof

Moe: How do you like that? No more jelly. I guess I'll have to eat cheese. Better get some bread.

-- Moe Howard in Goof on the Roof (1953)

Year: 1962

Director:
Edward Bernds

The Three Stooges in Orbit

Moe: I can't tell from the meter if the tank is half full or half empty.

-- Moe Howard in The Three Stooges in Orbit (1962)

Year: 1945

Director:
Jules White

Idiots Deluxe

Moe: If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whip cream! And we haven't got any.

-- Moe Howard in Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Higher Than a Kite

Moe: If this is what I think it is, you'll get your wings and a harp with 'em!

-- Moe Howard in Higher Than a Kite

Year: 1938

Director:
Del Lord

Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb

Moe: If you want to cheat, cheat fair.

-- Moe Howard in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb (1938)

Film Quotes by Moe Howard