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From Nurse to Worse

Moe: [to Curly] Come on, Hydrophobia.

-- Moe Howard in From Nurse to Worse

Violent is the Word for Curly

Moe: [to Curly] I ought to beat your brains in, and I think I will.
[bonks Curly on the head]

-- Moe Howard in Violent is the Word for Curly

Year: 1941

Director:
Del Lord

An Ache in Every Stake

Moe: [washing a turkey, singing] Nice little turkey, getting his bath at 7:30, and will be done by 8 o' clooock.
[turkey sprays him]

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in An Ache in Every Stake (1934)

Year: 1937

Director:
Del Lord

Dizzy Doctors

Moe: [while "polishing" a man's shoe with Brighto] Remember sir, Brighto! You'll never forget it as long as you live!
[removes the rag to realize that the Brighto has eaten right through the man's shoe]
Moe: And neither will I!

-- Moe Howard in Dizzy Doctors (1937)

Year: 1952

Director:
Jules White

Three Dark Horses

Moe: [yelling at Shemp] Don't be a chump, you chump!

-- Moe Howard in Three Dark Horses (1952)

Year: 1946

Director:
Edward Bernds

A Bird in the Head

Moe: A bird in the head is worth two in a bush.

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in A Bird in the Head (1946)

Year: 1948

Director:
Edward Bernds

The Hot Scots

Moe: All right, take it easy son, I'd just like to ask you a question, what would you rather have? A shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of five?

-- Moe Howard in The Hot Scots (1948)

Year: 1937

Director:
Del Lord

Cash and Carry

Moe: And when they told us the money was yours, you could've knocked us down with a gold bar! And that's the whole story, Mr. President, s'help me!
President Roosevelt: I see. Well, Jimmy, I shall arrange personally for your operation.
Jimmie: Thank you, Mr. President.
President Roosevelt: And as for you gentlemen, in view of the extenuating circumstances, I find it possible to extend to you executive clemency.
Curly: Oh, no! Please, not that!
[Moe stomps his foot]
Curly: Ow!
Moe: Mr. President means we're free!
Curly: No!
Moe: Yeah!
Curly: Gee, Mr. President, you're a swell guy!
Moe: You said it!

-- Moe Howard in Cash and Carry (1937)

Year: 1940

Director:
Del Lord

No Census, No Feeling

Moe: Are you married or happy?

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling (1934)

Year: 1940

Director:
Del Lord

No Census, No Feeling

Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.
Larry: Napoleon's dead.
Moe: I know it.

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling (1934)

Film Quotes by Moe Howard