Quotes By Person – Page 16

Year: 1947

Director:
Jules White

Sing a Song of Six Pants

[Shemp accidently hits Moe with a broom]
Shemp: Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.
Moe: Oh, think nothing of it.
Shemp: Gee, thanks, Moe.
Moe: You're welcome.
[grabs the broom and hits Shemp in the head with it]

-- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Year: 1937

Director:
Del Lord

Cash and Carry

[the Stooges all look at a map marked "Walla Walla"]
Moe: Walla Walla with an "X."
Curly: I know! "X" marks the spot where the treasure is buried! It's in the Walla.
Moe: But there's two Wallas.
Curly: Certainly! There's a Walla, and there's a Walla over there.
Larry: Which one's it buried in?
Moe: It makes no difference, we'll each take a Walla.

-- Moe Howard in Cash and Carry (1937)

Year: 1948

Director:
Del Lord

Shivering Sherlocks

[the Stooges are looking for something to pry open a locked door]
Larry Fine: [holding a crowbar] You think this'll open it?
Moe Howard: [taking crowbar] Swell. Where'd you get it?
Larry Fine: In the house.
Moe Howard: Oh...
[Moe turns around and realizes the door is open]
Moe Howard: In the house?
Larry Fine: Yeah. Can you use it?
Moe Howard: And how.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head with the crowbar]

-- Moe Howard in Shivering Sherlocks (1948)

Year: 1963

Director:
Norman Maurer

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

[the Three Stooges are trying to convince Phileas to take them with him]
Moe: Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?
Moe: And your night togs for nightmares?

-- Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Year: 1939

Director:
Jules White

Three Sappy People

[to Curly]
Moe: Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it!

-- Moe Howard (as Moe) in Three Sappy People (1939)

Year: 1963

Director:
Norman Maurer

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

[tootling on horn to entice a snake out of its jar]
Larry: [frustrated] He don't like my music.
Moe: He's not supposed to like it. He's gotta hate it. Then he comes out, sees you, goes out of his mind, and while he's out, I clobber him.

-- Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Film Quotes by Moe Howard