Film Quotes by Moe Howard
156 quotes
Sgt. Moe:
Quiet, everyone! Genius at work!
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Moe Howard
in
Tricky Dicks
(1953)
Dr. Crowell:
That means we'll never find the missing king!
Curly: [looks surprised, takes card out of his front pocket] How did YOU know the king was missing?
[Moe turns his head to look]
Curly: I... Ooh!
[hides card before Moe can see]
Moe: Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my thirteen cents!
[smacks Curly]
Curly: [looks surprised, takes card out of his front pocket] How did YOU know the king was missing?
[Moe turns his head to look]
Curly: I... Ooh!
[hides card before Moe can see]
Moe: Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my thirteen cents!
[smacks Curly]
--
Moe Howard
in
We Want Our Mummy
(1939)
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Moe Howard
in
A Pain in the Pullman
(1936)
Thaddeus Smirch:
Gosh, I'd sure like to help. You know, I haven't had a paintbrush in my hand for years.
Moe: Sure, you can help. Go on out there and mix us a batch of spotted paint.
Moe: Sure, you can help. Go on out there and mix us a batch of spotted paint.
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Moe Howard
(as Moe)
in
Tassels in the Air
(1934)
Williams:
[as stuffy butler, speaking into telephone] Is this Susquehanna, two-two-two-two?
Moe: [on doctors' switchboard] Too-too-too-too? What do ya think you're doin', bub, playing train?
Moe: [on doctors' switchboard] Too-too-too-too? What do ya think you're doin', bub, playing train?
--
Moe Howard
(as Moe)
in
Three Sappy People
(1939)
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Moe Howard
in
Idiots Deluxe
(1945)
[after a prolonged fight in the dark where everyone keeps hitting the wrong people before finally knocking out the bad guys]
Moe: I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging.
Moe: I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging.
[After Curly says Niagara Falls]
Moe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...
Moe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...
[Curly has accidentally burned a piece of paper containing information about the Confederacy's movements]
Operator 14: Do you know what that paper was?
Operator 15: Hot?
[Moe slaps Curly]
Operator 14: Do you know what that paper was?
Operator 15: Hot?
[Moe slaps Curly]
--
Moe Howard
in
Uncivil Warriors
(1935)