Operator 14: [eating the cake that contains an oven mitt] How's yours taste?
Operator 15: Like a mattress.
Operator 14: Want mine?
Operator 15: I'm stuffed now.

- Moe Howard in Uncivil Warriors (1935)

Operator 14: What did you'll say the name of this cake was?
Miss Judith Buttz: Southern Comfort.
Operator 14: Yes, ma'am. Uh, tastes like Southern Comforter.

- Moe Howard in Uncivil Warriors (1935)

Operator 15: You know I quit my job at that bakery.
Miss Judith Buttz: Why?
Operator 15: Oh, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.
[sound of Moe slapping Curly]
Operator 15: Oh!

- Moe Howard in Uncivil Warriors (1935)

[Curly has accidentally burned a piece of paper containing information about the Confederacy's movements]
Operator 14: Do you know what that paper was?
Operator 15: Hot?
[Moe slaps Curly]

- Moe Howard in Uncivil Warriors (1935)