Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."

- Don Beddoe in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Mr. Ixnay: We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.
Moe: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?
Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.
Moe: Dictator? What does a Dictator do?
Mr. Ixnay: A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.

- Curly Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: We will now pause for station identification.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: This is N-U-T-S.
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock.
[whacks Curly on the head]
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: 3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.

- Curly Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: [Holding a book] I'll keep this.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Oh, a bookkeeper.
Moe: Go burn the books.
Larry: Why burn the books?
Moe: There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. Those are my orders.

- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: How can you shoot her with dice?
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: They're loaded. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

- Curly Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!

- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: Ring for my sectery.
Larry: You mean secretary?
Moe: I said sectery!
Larry: Secretary.
Moe: Which is correct?
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: Stenographer. I'll ring for her.

- Curly Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!

- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika.

- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)

Moe: You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

- Moe Howard in You Natzy Spy! (1940)