Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Year: 1937
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
I got an idea in the back of my head!
Curly: Well, bring it out front!
[He hits him in the head]
Moe: What is it?
Curly: You knocked it clear out!
Curly: Well, bring it out front!
[He hits him in the head]
Moe: What is it?
Curly: You knocked it clear out!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly / Pop Howard)
in
3 Dumb Clucks
(1937)
Year: 1939
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
I'll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Larry: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Larry: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.
[tosses eggs to Moe]
Curly: A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Larry: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Larry: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!
Larry: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Larry: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.
[tosses eggs to Moe]
Curly: A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Larry: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Larry: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!
--
Curly Howard
in
Yes, We Have No Bonanza
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
I'll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Moe: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Moe: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: [Curly takes the egg container and tosses it to Moe, who catches it] Here you go. A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Moe: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!
Moe: Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly: On top of the burro, so they'll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Moe: Yeah, we'll... get goin' before we starve here. C'mon.
Curly: [Curly takes the egg container and tosses it to Moe, who catches it] Here you go. A sack of flour comin' down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Moe: Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly: So what? We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops... and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe: Well, you fix it, I've got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly: I'll handle it as if it were eggs!... I mean, I'll be careful!
--
Curly Howard
in
Yes, We Have No Bonanza
(1939)
Year: 1940
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
I'm gettin' sick and tired of this! How old are you?
Football player: Ninteen!
Curly: Now we're gettin' somewhere!
Football player: Eighty-three! Twenty-seven! Twenty-two!
Curly: Why don't you make up your mind?
Football player: Ninteen!
Curly: Now we're gettin' somewhere!
Football player: Eighty-three! Twenty-seven! Twenty-two!
Curly: Why don't you make up your mind?
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
No Census, No Feeling
(1934)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
Is that you hat?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly: [takes it off] Why don't you get your head Simonized?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly: [takes it off] Why don't you get your head Simonized?
--
Curly Howard
in
Loco Boy Makes Good
(1942)
Year: 1941
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome!
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young.
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young.
--
Curly Howard
in
In the Sweet Pie and Pie
(1941)
Year: 1939
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
Oh boy, a mummy alligator, I'm going to take him home with me. Boy are you going to look good on my wall!
--
Curly Howard
in
We Want Our Mummy
(1939)
Year: 1943
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
Quit that double talk, I want to hear the Lone Ranger!
--
Curly Howard
in
They Stooge To Conga
(1943)
Year: 1946
Director:
Edward Bernds
Director:
Edward Bernds
Curly:
Razbanyai siati benefuchi, I fall down.
--
Curly Howard
in
Three Little Pirates
(1946)
Year: 1933
Director:
Jack Cummings
Director:
Jack Cummings
Curly:
Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.
--
Curly Howard
in
Plane Nuts
(1933)