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Film Quotes by Curly Howard

136 quotes
If a Body Meets a Body
Year: 1945

Director:
Jules White
Moe Pink: Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
Moe Wrong: No, nitwit! You saw the garage!
Curly Wrong: I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering the king's English! Et cetera! See, saw, see...
The Three Troubledoers
Year: 1946

Director:
Edward Bernds
Moe: [after the Stooges fall off a tandem bicycle] Were you looking where you were going?
Curly: No, I was going where I was looking.
Three Little Pirates
Year: 1946

Director:
Edward Bernds
Moe: [Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
Three Little Pigskins
Year: 1934

Director:
Ray McCarey
Moe: [Curley shows up after Moe and Larry have waited five hours] Where ya been?
Curley: You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?
Moe: And?
Curley: Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.
Moe: [Curly packs the phone in their bag] What's the idea of taking the phone?
Curly: Incase we get a call while we're out.
[phone rings, Curly answers]
Curly: Hello?
[sticks his head in the bag]
Curly: HELLO!
[Moe snaps the bag shut on his head]
Curly: YEOW!
Loco Boy Makes Good
Year: 1942

Director:
Jules White
Moe: [Curly slips on the soap] Hey kid, are ya hurt?
Curly: Yeah, but I don't care!
[laughs]
No Dough Boys
Year: 1944

Director:
Jules White
Moe: [doing an acrobatic act, Curly's about to roll on him] No Wacky,
[points to Larry]
Moe: Nacky!
Curly: My mistacky.
Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Year: 1938

Director:
Del Lord
Moe: [Drinks a whole bottle of champagne. Followed by a faint rumbling noise] This bottle sounds flat.
Moe: Try another.
Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up.
[Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while]
Curly Howard: Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.
We Want Our Mummy
Year: 1939

Director:
Del Lord
Moe: [helping carry a crate] I'll take this end.
Larry: I'll take this end!
Curly: I'll take the end in the middle!