Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Moe Pink:
Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
Curly Q. Link: I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
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Curly Howard
in
If a Body Meets a Body
(1945)
Moe Wrong:
No, nitwit! You saw the garage!
Curly Wrong: I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering the king's English! Et cetera! See, saw, see...
Curly Wrong: I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly. You are moidering the king's English! Et cetera! See, saw, see...
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Curly Howard
in
Dizzy Pilots
Moe:
[after the Stooges fall off a tandem bicycle] Were you looking where you were going?
Curly: No, I was going where I was looking.
Curly: No, I was going where I was looking.
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Curly Howard
in
The Three Troubledoers
(1946)
Moe:
[Black Louie is using Larry as a human target for knife-throwing] Be careful you don't hit Larry.
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
Curly: Where is he?
Moe: Over there.
Curly: I don't see him.
Moe: Take off the glasses.
[Curly takes his glasses off]
Moe: Over there by the wall.
Curly: What wall?
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Curly Howard
in
Three Little Pirates
(1946)
Moe:
[Curley shows up after Moe and Larry have waited five hours] Where ya been?
Curley: You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?
Moe: And?
Curley: Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.
Curley: You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?
Moe: And?
Curley: Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.
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Curly Howard
in
Three Little Pigskins
(1934)
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Curly Howard
in
Loco Boy Makes Good
(1942)
Moe:
[doing an acrobatic act, Curly's about to roll on him] No Wacky,
[points to Larry]
Moe: Nacky!
Curly: My mistacky.
[points to Larry]
Moe: Nacky!
Curly: My mistacky.
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Curly Howard
in
No Dough Boys
(1944)
Moe:
[Drinks a whole bottle of champagne. Followed by a faint rumbling noise] This bottle sounds flat.
Moe: Try another.
Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up.
[Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while]
Curly Howard: Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.
Moe: Try another.
Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up.
[Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while]
Curly Howard: Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.
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Curly Howard
in
Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
(1938)
Moe:
[helping carry a crate] I'll take this end.
Larry: I'll take this end!
Curly: I'll take the end in the middle!
Larry: I'll take this end!
Curly: I'll take the end in the middle!
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Curly Howard
in
We Want Our Mummy
(1939)