Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Year: 1940
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Moe:
Hiya, doctor.
Dr. Walters: Hi, what have you today boys?
Moe: Tell him what we have.
Curly: Well, doc I've a terrific pain right here. Everytime I squeeze my Adam's Apple I can taste cider.
Dr. Walters: Hi, what have you today boys?
Moe: Tell him what we have.
Curly: Well, doc I've a terrific pain right here. Everytime I squeeze my Adam's Apple I can taste cider.
--
Curly Howard
in
Nutty But Nice
(1940)
Year: 1940
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Moe:
How can you shoot her with dice?
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: They're loaded. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal: They're loaded. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
--
Curly Howard
in
You Natzy Spy!
(1940)
Year: 1939
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Moe:
I got an idea, we'll make a mummy out of you.
Curly: I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
Larry: All right so you'll be a daddy-mummy.
Curly: Oh! That's different.
Curly: I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
Larry: All right so you'll be a daddy-mummy.
Curly: Oh! That's different.
--
Curly Howard
in
We Want Our Mummy
(1939)
Year: 1946
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Moe:
If you're going to bump yourself off in an hour, what's the idea of eating pie?
Curly: So I can di-gest right. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Curly: So I can di-gest right. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
--
Curly Howard
in
Rhythm and Weep
(1946)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Moe:
Isn't he cute?
Curly: Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork.
Moe: When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard.
Curly: Oh, special delivery, eh?
Curly: Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork.
Moe: When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard.
Curly: Oh, special delivery, eh?
--
Curly Howard
in
Sock-A-Bye Baby
(1942)
Year: 1937
Director:
Jack White
Director:
Jack White
Moe:
Listen, Bustoff you can't drink that. That's alcohol.
Ivan Bustoff: That's not alcohol. That's just a little tequila, vodka and cognac.
Curly: Oh, that's different go ahead.
Ivan Bustoff: That's not alcohol. That's just a little tequila, vodka and cognac.
Curly: Oh, that's different go ahead.
--
Curly Howard
in
Grips, Grunts and Groans
(1937)
Year: 1946
Director:
Edward Bernds
Director:
Edward Bernds
Moe:
Maha, Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi a bay meadows. That iron head askee taskee whatificharsaia kemdal ayendalay. You got some slick chicks?
Curly: Aha. Oh a wolf. Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi paraleechemahiha. I'd like to see some babes myself.
Curly: Hittin' a guy with glasses,huh?
Curly: Aha. Oh a wolf. Razbanyi siati benefuchi timiniharongi paraleechemahiha. I'd like to see some babes myself.
Curly: Hittin' a guy with glasses,huh?
--
Curly Howard
in
Three Little Pirates
(1946)
Year: 1940
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Moe:
Now, calm yourself. We're census takers, madam. How old are you?
Larry: What address is this?
Lady having bridge party: One hundred and two.
Moe: You don't look a day over eighty.
Lady having bridge party: Young man, I'm twenty-nine.
Moe: Oh, yeah?
Lady having bridge party: Well, how do I look?
Moe: Oh, you look like a million.
Larry: Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three.
Moe: Fifty.
Larry: Forty-three!
Moe: Fifty!
Larry: Forty-three!
Moe: Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty...
Curly: Sooold American!
Larry: What address is this?
Lady having bridge party: One hundred and two.
Moe: You don't look a day over eighty.
Lady having bridge party: Young man, I'm twenty-nine.
Moe: Oh, yeah?
Lady having bridge party: Well, how do I look?
Moe: Oh, you look like a million.
Larry: Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three.
Moe: Fifty.
Larry: Forty-three!
Moe: Fifty!
Larry: Forty-three!
Moe: Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty...
Curly: Sooold American!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
No Census, No Feeling
(1934)
Year: 1940
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Moe:
Pardon us, madame, we're census takers. What's your name?
Larry: And your address?
Curly: What's more important, what's your phone number? Nyuk, nyuk...
[Woman hits them with her purse]
Larry: And your address?
Curly: What's more important, what's your phone number? Nyuk, nyuk...
[Woman hits them with her purse]
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
No Census, No Feeling
(1934)
Year: 1939
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Moe:
Remind me to tear out your Adam's apple!
Curly: I'll make a note of it.
[pulls out a pad of paper and a pencil]
Curly: I'll make a note of it.
[pulls out a pad of paper and a pencil]
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
Three Sappy People
(1939)