Larry: Hey, what do kids eat?
Moe: What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly: Weeds.

- Curly Howard in Sock-A-Bye Baby (1942)

Moe: Isn't he cute?
Curly: Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork.
Moe: When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard.
Curly: Oh, special delivery, eh?

- Curly Howard in Sock-A-Bye Baby (1942)

[trying to eat an artichoke]
Curly: I'd like to meet the guy who invented these barbed-wire pineapples!

- Curly Howard in Sock-A-Bye Baby (1942)