Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Year: 1937
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Con-Man:
Pardon me, gentlemen, how would you like to get in on our deal where you can make thousands?
Curly: That ain't enough, we gotta make five hundred dollars!
Curly: That ain't enough, we gotta make five hundred dollars!
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Curly Howard
in
Cash and Carry
(1937)
Year: 1937
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Con-Man:
This is the house I was telling you about, boys. A treasure was buried there by Captain Kidd's kid.
Curly: No kiddin'!
Con-Man: That's right!
Curly: Oh boy!
Con-Man: Just a minute! You have to pay us $200 for the privilege of digging it up!
Curly: Two hundred?
Con-Man: Two hundred or nothin'.
Curly: Oh, we'll take it for nothin'!
Curly: No kiddin'!
Con-Man: That's right!
Curly: Oh boy!
Con-Man: Just a minute! You have to pay us $200 for the privilege of digging it up!
Curly: Two hundred?
Con-Man: Two hundred or nothin'.
Curly: Oh, we'll take it for nothin'!
--
Curly Howard
in
Cash and Carry
(1937)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly's Dancing Partner:
Do you rumba?
Curly: Only when I take bicarbonate. Yuk. Yuk. Let's dance anyway.
Curly: Only when I take bicarbonate. Yuk. Yuk. Let's dance anyway.
--
Curly Howard
in
Three Smart Saps
(1942)
Miss Katsby:
Oh, you'll just love it. Mildew has a lovely student body.
Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!
Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!
Year: 1946
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Ringa Belle:
I know you'll be at least a colonel.
Curly: I'll be more than a colonel - I'll be a corporal. Good-bye!
Curly: I'll be more than a colonel - I'll be a corporal. Good-bye!
--
Curly Howard
in
Uncivil War Birds
(1946)
Year: 1937
Director:
Jack White
Director:
Jack White
Tony:
Bustov has the biggest fight of his life today, and you're here gettin' him stewed!
Curly: Yeah, but he's payin' for it!
Curly: Yeah, but he's payin' for it!
--
Curly Howard
in
Grips, Grunts and Groans
(1937)
Year: 1946
Director:
Edward Bernds
Director:
Edward Bernds
Governor:
[sentencing Moe, Larry, and Curly to death] You have your choice: you may have your heads chopped off or you may be burned at the stake.
Curly: We'll take burning at the stake!
Governor: Very well. We'll toast them Monday at sundown.
Moe: What did you pick burning at the stake for?
Curly: Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.
Curly: We'll take burning at the stake!
Governor: Very well. We'll toast them Monday at sundown.
Moe: What did you pick burning at the stake for?
Curly: Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.
--
Curly Howard
in
Three Little Pirates
(1946)
Year: 1945
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
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Curly Howard
in
Idiots Deluxe
(1945)
Year: 1941
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Mrs. Gottrocks:
I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?
Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!
Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!
--
Curly Howard
in
In the Sweet Pie and Pie
(1941)
Gold mine 'salesman':
100,000 tons of pure gold. At $35 an ounce, think of it.
Moe: I can't. How much that in round numbers.
Curly: [Curly moves his head left to right with calculator sounds and ends with a ding, pulls calculator paper out of his mouth, reads it] That's 80 billion, 61 million and 51 cents of a fraction.
Moe: I can't. How much that in round numbers.
Curly: [Curly moves his head left to right with calculator sounds and ends with a ding, pulls calculator paper out of his mouth, reads it] That's 80 billion, 61 million and 51 cents of a fraction.