Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Year: 1940
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Larry:
[after all three are unable to find anyone else to interview] Where is everybody?
Curly: Maybe it's The Fourth of July.
Moe: The Fourth of July in October?
Curly: You never can tell... look what they did to Thanksgiving!
Curly: Maybe it's The Fourth of July.
Moe: The Fourth of July in October?
Curly: You never can tell... look what they did to Thanksgiving!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
No Census, No Feeling
(1934)
Year: 1941
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Larry:
[hands Curly a block of ice] Here.
Moe: [hands Curly another block of ice] Here!
Curly: Here?
Moe: No, up there!
Curly: Nyaaaah!
Moe: [hands Curly another block of ice] Here!
Curly: Here?
Moe: No, up there!
Curly: Nyaaaah!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
An Ache in Every Stake
(1934)
Year: 1943
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Larry:
[having just hit Curly] Hey! I just saw a ghost!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
Spook Louder
(1943)
Year: 1939
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Larry:
[they see an ocean in the desert] Must be a mirrage.
Moe: Mirrage is something you see yourself in, that's a mirage.
Curly: Mirage? But that's where you keep your automobile.
Moe: I said a mirage!
Curly: Mirage, mirrage, whatever it is, I'm going swimming!
Moe: Mirrage is something you see yourself in, that's a mirage.
Curly: Mirage? But that's where you keep your automobile.
Moe: I said a mirage!
Curly: Mirage, mirrage, whatever it is, I'm going swimming!
--
Curly Howard
in
We Want Our Mummy
(1939)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Larry:
[thrown out of a hotel where the rent's $1 a month] He can't throw us out just because we're eight months behind on the rent.
Moe: But he did. I'm going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly: Get my other pair of socks too, they're standing up behind the stove.
Moe: But he did. I'm going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly: Get my other pair of socks too, they're standing up behind the stove.
--
Curly Howard
in
Loco Boy Makes Good
(1942)
Year: 1939
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Larry:
An inkwell!
Moe: That's not ink! That's earl!
Curly: What d'ya mean, earl?
Moe: You know! Coal earl!
Curly: You mean oil! It's a geezer! An oil geezer!
Moe: That's not ink! That's earl!
Curly: What d'ya mean, earl?
Moe: You know! Coal earl!
Curly: You mean oil! It's a geezer! An oil geezer!
--
Curly Howard
in
Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise
(1939)
Year: 1943
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
Spook Louder
(1943)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Larry:
Hey, what do kids eat?
Moe: What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly: Weeds.
Moe: What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly: Weeds.
--
Curly Howard
in
Sock-A-Bye Baby
(1942)
Larry:
We dunno anything about flyin'!
Moe Wrong: Neither did the Wright brothers, but they flew! Anything the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong brothers can do! Right?
Larry: Right!
Curly Wrong: Wrong.
[Moe and Larry gang up on him]
Curly Wrong: Brothers!
Moe Wrong: Neither did the Wright brothers, but they flew! Anything the Wright brothers can do, the Wrong brothers can do! Right?
Larry: Right!
Curly Wrong: Wrong.
[Moe and Larry gang up on him]
Curly Wrong: Brothers!
--
Curly Howard
in
Dizzy Pilots
--
Curly Howard
in
Dizzy Detectives