Film Quotes by Curly Howard
136 quotes
Curly:
[falls down] Yaaah!
Cheatham's Secretary: Are you hurt?
Curly: I think I've been stabbed.
[gets up]
Cheatham's Secretary: [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
Curly: It didn't do me much good either.
Cheatham's Secretary: Are you hurt?
Curly: I think I've been stabbed.
[gets up]
Cheatham's Secretary: [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
Curly: It didn't do me much good either.
Year: 1938
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
[Moe has taken off Curly's hat after his beard fell off and then slaps him] Oh you hit Santa Claus just for that no toys.
Curly: [Moe bops Curlys head] Ow ooohhhh!
Curly: [Moe bops Curlys head] Ow ooohhhh!
--
Curly Howard
in
Wee Wee Monsieur
(1938)
Year: 1940
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
[reading a greeting card] Greetings little shut-in, don't you weep or sigh, if you're not out by Christmas, you'll be out the 4th of July.
--
Curly Howard
in
Boobs in Arms
(1940)
Year: 1941
Director:
Del Lord
Director:
Del Lord
Curly:
[runs up a long flight of stairs with a giant ice block] Where should I put it?
Mrs. Lawrence: [the ice block has melted into a tiny cube] Well you can put that one in your pocket.
Curly: Whoa! Hey Moe, look!
Mrs. Lawrence: [the ice block has melted into a tiny cube] Well you can put that one in your pocket.
Curly: Whoa! Hey Moe, look!
--
Curly Howard
(as Curly)
in
An Ache in Every Stake
(1934)
Curly:
[the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse] This is all your fault.
[kicks the guard, the guard kicks him]
Curly: Did you kick me?
Cemetery Guard: No.
Curly: Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...
[screams and runs off]
[kicks the guard, the guard kicks him]
Curly: Did you kick me?
Cemetery Guard: No.
Curly: Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...
[screams and runs off]
Curly:
[to cute coed] I'll meet you in the gymnasium after class. I'll be standing next to the dumbbells. You'll know me, I'll be wearing a hat.
Year: 1940
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
[to Moe, whom he has just pushed into a puddle] Hey! What's the idea 'a goin' swimmin'? We got woik ta do!
--
Curly Howard
in
Boobs in Arms
(1940)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
[to Moe] Don't you DARE hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!
--
Curly Howard
in
Loco Boy Makes Good
(1942)
Year: 1947
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
[to Professor Quackenbush as they rehearse eating an invisible dinner] "Pardon me, what are we eating now?"
--
Curly Howard
in
Half-Wits Holiday
(1947)
Year: 1942
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
[to the cake of soap] You work with me, and I'll see that you're put in the tub and NOBODY uses ya. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
--
Curly Howard
in
Loco Boy Makes Good
(1942)