Larry: You gonna hit him with the water?
Moe: No, I'm gonna throw the water away and hit him with the bucket.
Larry: Oh.
[Moe stomps on his foot]
Larry: Ow!

- Larry Fine in Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: [falls down] Yaaah!
Cheatham's Secretary: Are you hurt?
Curly: I think I've been stabbed.
[gets up]
Cheatham's Secretary: [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
Curly: It didn't do me much good either.

- Curly Howard in Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: [the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse] This is all your fault.
[kicks the guard, the guard kicks him]
Curly: Did you kick me?
Cemetery Guard: No.
Curly: Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...
[screams and runs off]

- Curly Howard in Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: [tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.
Moe: What'd he look like?
Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
Larry: Say, why don't we put him
[the corpse]
Larry: out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
[shakes his head]
Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!

- Moe Howard in Three Pests in a Mess

Curly: Hey Moe, you know that dead guy? He just slapped me.
Moe: Like this?
[slaps Curly]
Curly: Yeah, just like that only it was on the other side.
Larry: Where's the body?
Curly: I ain't got any body, I lost it.
Moe: Well you're gonna go find it!

- Moe Howard in Three Pests in a Mess