Mrs. Gottrocks: I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China?
Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!

- Curly Howard in In the Sweet Pie and Pie (1941)

Larry: Say, what do we know about society?
Moe: Well startin' tomorrow we're gonna learn. We gotta act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse for throwing us out.
Curly: You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on?
Moe: That's exactly what I mean now get to bed, like a gentleman.

- Moe Howard in In the Sweet Pie and Pie (1941)

Curly: No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome!
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young.

- Curly Howard in In the Sweet Pie and Pie (1941)