Ted Healy: Hey, you in the center with that spittoon haircut. What's your name?
Moe: George Washington.
Ted Healy: Are you the fellow that chopped down the cherry tree?
Moe: Nah, I ain't worked in a year and a half.

- Moe Howard in Plane Nuts (1933)

Curly: Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.

- Curly Howard in Plane Nuts (1933)

Moe: Now when the music plays "The Gates of Hell are Open," that's where you walk in.

- Moe Howard in Plane Nuts (1933)

Moe: Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: I drive up to my castle on horseback.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.
Ted Healy: Yeah?
Moe: Whattaya think happens?
Ted Healy: I don't know. What happens?
Moe: I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.

- Moe Howard in Plane Nuts (1933)