Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Year: 1947
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Hot Lips Barton:
[to his trumpet] You happy little Grable bait!
--
Bob Hope
(as Hot Lips Barton)
in
Road to Rio
(1947)
Year: 1947
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Hot Lips Barton:
Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!
--
Bob Hope
(as Hot Lips Barton)
in
Road to Rio
(1947)
Year: 1941
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
[as they are about to leave with the villan] We're going with them...
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
[an understanding look]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: [Starting the routine] Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
[both are hit on the head by a goon. The two fall]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
[an understanding look]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: [Starting the routine] Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
[both are hit on the head by a goon. The two fall]
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--
Bob Hope
(as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier)
in
Road to Zanzibar
(1941)
Year: 1941
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
[Cannibal burps] Must've been someone he ate.
--
Bob Hope
(as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier)
in
Road to Zanzibar
(1941)
Year: 1941
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Director:
Victor Schertzinger
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier:
We're going with them...
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
Chuck Reardon: We're going with them...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: We're Going With Them.
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier, Chuck Reardon: Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Baker's Man. Bake A Cake As Fast As you...
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: He Must've Seen The Picture!
--
Bob Hope
(as Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier)
in
Road to Zanzibar
(1941)
Year: 1950
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Humphrey:
[Last lines] A kiss like that could kill a guy!"
--
Bob Hope
(as Humphrey)
in
Fancy Pants
(1950)
Year: 1960
Director:
Melvin Frank
Director:
Melvin Frank
Larry Gilbert:
[Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Gilbert)
in
The Facts of Life
(1960)
Year: 1942
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Larry Haines:
"Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?"
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Haines)
in
My Favorite Blonde
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Larry Haines:
[Impersonating a famed pediatrician before a crowd of mothers]
Mother Who Has a Girl of Nine: Dr. Higby, I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.
Mother Who Has a Girl of Nine: Dr. Higby, I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Haines)
in
My Favorite Blonde
(1942)
Year: 1942
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Director:
Sidney Lanfield
Larry Haines:
[Trying to get away from Karen] Taxi! A thin taxi for one!
Karen Bentley: Larry! Larry! You have 3 hours between trains. Wouldn't you like to go past my apartment house and drop me off?
Larry Haines: Drop you off? I sure would. How many stories is it?
Karen Bentley: Larry! Larry! You have 3 hours between trains. Wouldn't you like to go past my apartment house and drop me off?
Larry Haines: Drop you off? I sure would. How many stories is it?
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Haines)
in
My Favorite Blonde
(1942)