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Film Quotes by Bob Hope

196 quotes
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: Boy, I've got to get you out of here. You're breathing too much of this detergent.
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: But, Marty, you believe me, don't ya?
Marty: Of course. You're not bright enough to steal fifty thousand dollars.
Henry Dimsdale: FIFTY thousand dollars?
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: Hey, if money can't buy happiness, then this is a pretty crazy brand of misery.
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: Honey, we're talking about $10.000. Nobody can afford to lose that kind of money unless they have long hair and play a guitar.
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: This house is a bargain for a family like ours. It's cheaper than bail. And, besides, we gotta figure a place to hide out until I can get my name cleared, if you can clear "mud."
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Eight on the Lam
Year: 1967

Director:
George Marshall
Eight on the Lam
Henry Dimsdale: Well, hello, Honey. Hey, how about puttin' down your pencil and putting on some lipstick? I'm taking you out to dinner tonight to someplace special where you don't have to order the special.
-- Bob Hope (as Henry Dimsdale) in Eight on the Lam (1967)
Road to Rio
Year: 1947

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help!
Hot Lips Barton: [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.
-- Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)
Road to Rio
Year: 1947

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!
-- Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)
Road to Rio
Year: 1947

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing?
Scat Sweeney: Why not?
Hot Lips Barton: Up in the stratosphere?
Scat Sweeney: Oh, you
[mumbles]
Scat Sweeney: ...
Hot Lips Barton: Who do you think I am - Mr. Jordan?
-- Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)
Road to Rio
Year: 1947

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?
-- Bob Hope (as Hot Lips Barton) in Road to Rio (1947)