Film Quotes by Bob Hope
196 quotes
Larry Lawrence:
Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11 years old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.
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Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Larry Lawrence:
Pardon me, am I protruding?
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Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Larry Lawrence:
The girls call me Pilgrim, because every time I dance with one I make a little progress.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Larry Lawrence:
This is no penny ante game, Alex.
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
Alex: Well, what are you gonna get out of it?
Larry Lawrence: Heart failure.
--
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
in
The Ghost Breakers
(1940)
Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Krivoc] Well, you look familiar. I just can't place the graveyard!
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Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
in
Where There's Life
(1947)
Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Sterorius] Yeah, well, there's a body here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.
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Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
in
Where There's Life
(1947)
Peanuts White:
I ain't got no friends in Washington; I voted Republican.
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Bob Hope
(as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine)
in
My Favorite Spy
(1951)
Peanuts White:
It's nights like these that drive men like me to women like you for nights like this.
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Bob Hope
(as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine)
in
My Favorite Spy
(1951)
Peanuts White:
That dress does things for you. Doesn't do me any harm either.
--
Bob Hope
(as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine)
in
My Favorite Spy
(1951)
Peanuts White:
When I look into a girl's eyes, I can tell just what she thinks of me. It's pretty discouraging, too.
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Bob Hope
(as Peanuts White / Eric Augustine)
in
My Favorite Spy
(1951)