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Film Quotes by W.C. Fields

124 quotes
The Golf Specialist
Year: 1930

Director:
Monte Brice
The Golf Specialist
J. Effingham Bellweather: Ohhh! Godfrey Daniel!
-- W.C. Fields in The Golf Specialist (1930)
The Golf Specialist
Year: 1930

Director:
Monte Brice
The Golf Specialist
J. Effingham Bellweather: You know, I've never struck a woman in my life.
Mrs. Detective: You haven't?
J. Effingham Bellweather: Not even my own mother.
-- W.C. Fields in The Golf Specialist (1930)
International House
Year: 1933

Director:
A. Edward Sutherland
International House
Professor Quail: [looking through key hole] What won't they think up next?
-- W.C. Fields in International House (1933)
International House
Year: 1933

Director:
A. Edward Sutherland
International House
Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I?
Woman: Wu-Hu.
Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
Hotel Manager: WU-HU!
[Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!
-- W.C. Fields in International House (1933)
If I Had A Million
Year: 1932

Director:
James Cruze*H. Bruce Humberstone*Ernst Lubitsch*Norman Z. McLeod*Stephen Roberts*William A. Seiter*Norman Taurog*Lothar Mendes
If I Had A Million
Rollo La Rue: Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!
-- W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million (1932)
You're Telling Me!
Year: 1934

Director:
Erle C. Kenton
You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee: [on his golf clubs] I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.
Princess Lescaboura: Did you?
Sam Bisbee: Yeah.
[to his caddy]
Sam Bisbee: Give me the Canadian Club.
-- W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me! (1934)
You're Telling Me!
Year: 1934

Director:
Erle C. Kenton
You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee: [to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
-- W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me! (1934)
You're Telling Me!
Year: 1934

Director:
Erle C. Kenton
You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee: [to Mrs. Bisbee] My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.
[to Pauline]
Sam Bisbee: Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
-- W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me! (1934)
You're Telling Me!
Year: 1934

Director:
Erle C. Kenton
You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee: [to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide] When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.
-- W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me! (1934)
You're Telling Me!
Year: 1934

Director:
Erle C. Kenton
You're Telling Me!
Sam Bisbee: It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
-- W.C. Fields (as Sam Bisbee) in You're Telling Me! (1934)