Quotes By Person – Page 13

Year: 1939

Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline

You Can't Cheat an Honest Man

Charlie McCarthy: Nobody's gonna find me after the show.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, yes they are. You'll be hanging in my window as a venetian blind!
Charlie McCarthy: Oh, that makes me shutter.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Quiet or I'll throw a woodpecker on you.

-- W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

Year: 1939

Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline

You Can't Cheat an Honest Man

Man: There's been a mistake in my change.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to return some money?
Man: No, I'm short!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Don't brag about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.

-- W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod

It's a Gift

Norman: What's the matter, Pop? Don't cha love me anymore?
Harold Bissonette: (he raises his hand to hit Norman) Certainly I love you.
Amelia: Don't you strike that child!
Harold Bissonette: Well, he's not gonna tell me I don't love him.

-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)

Year: 1939

Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline

You Can't Cheat an Honest Man

Thin Man: Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself?
Whipsnade: Do they have to be honest?

-- W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

Film Quotes by W.C. Fields