Film Quotes by W.C. Fields
124 quotes
Year: 1934
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Amelia:
Why were you sitting there like a stone image when those men were insulting me?
Harold: I was just waiting for one of 'em to say something to me.
Harold: I was just waiting for one of 'em to say something to me.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
Year: 1934
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mother:
Just use your own judgment.
Daughter: You tell me where to go.
Harold: [muttering] I'd like to tell you both where to go.
Daughter: You tell me where to go.
Harold: [muttering] I'd like to tell you both where to go.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
Year: 1934
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
[Harold ripped a pillow playing with the dog]
Amelia: Those were my mother's feathers!
Harold: Never knew your mother had feathers.
Amelia: Those were my mother's feathers!
Harold: Never knew your mother had feathers.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
[to Charlie McCarthy]
Larson E. Whipsnade: I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.
Larson E. Whipsnade: I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
[to Charlie McCarthy]
Larson E. Whipsnade: You must come down with me - after the show - to the lumberyard... and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.
Larson E. Whipsnade: You must come down with me - after the show - to the lumberyard... and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Edgar Bergen: I have hopes of being your son-in-law.
Larson E. Whipsnade: With you, hope springs eternal.
Larson E. Whipsnade: With you, hope springs eternal.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
Year: 1934
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Harold:
Open the door for Mr. Muckle!
--
W.C. Fields
(as Harold Bissonette)
in
It's a Gift
(1934)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Larson E. Whipsnade: As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
Year: 1939
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Director:
George Marshall*Edward F. Cline
Larson E. Whipsnade: I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean. First the contortionist gets rheumatism. Then the sword-swallower gets tonsilitis. Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer... not 'til I get rid of this cold, anyway.
--
W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)