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Film Quotes by W.C. Fields

124 quotes
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Year: 1941

Director:
Edward F. Cline
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Mrs. Hemogloben: Oh, you're so full of romance!
The Great Man: Every night, every night.
-- W.C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
It's a Gift
Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Gift
Amelia: Harold!
Harold: Don't argue with them, dear, they're beneath our dignity.
-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)
It's a Gift
Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Gift
Amelia: Seems pretty strange someone would call you from a maternity hospital in the middle of the night.
Harold: They didn't call me from a maternity hospital. They called thinking this was the maternity hospital.
-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)
My Little Chickadee
Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline
My Little Chickadee
Mrs. Gideon: Ohhh! I hope that wasn't whiskey you were drinking.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, no, dear, just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
-- W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee (1940)
My Little Chickadee
Year: 1940

Director:
Edward F. Cline
My Little Chickadee
Mrs. Gideon: Was that chap dragging you across the prairie a full-blooded Indian?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, quite the antithesis. He's very anemic.
-- W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee (1940)
It's a Gift
Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Gift
Insurance Salesman: Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.
Harold: No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!
-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)
It's a Gift
Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Gift
Insurance Salesman: How old are you?
Harold: None of your business.
Insurance Salesman: I'd say you were a man about 50.
Harold: You would say that.
-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)
It's a Gift
Year: 1934

Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Gift
Insurance Salesman: If you should live to be 100...
[Harold chases him off the deck]
Harold: And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!
-- W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift (1934)
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Year: 1941

Director:
Edward F. Cline
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
His Niece: We're falling 2,000 feet!
The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.
-- W.C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Year: 1941

Director:
Edward F. Cline
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
His Niece: Why didn't you ever marry?
The Great Man: I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
-- W.C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)