Quotes from You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)
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[to Charlie McCarthy]
Larson E. Whipsnade: I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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[to Charlie McCarthy]
Larson E. Whipsnade: You must come down with me - after the show - to the lumberyard... and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Edgar Bergen: I have hopes of being your son-in-law.
Larson E. Whipsnade: With you, hope springs eternal.
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Edgar Bergen
(as Edgar Bergen / Charlie McCarthy)
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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Thurston Hall
(as Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie)
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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Phineas Whipsnade: You give me a pain in the neck. There's a guy that's gonna get a pile of dough the day he gets married and he's just beggin; you to take it.
Victoria Whipsnade : Well, I'm not interested! Phineas Whipsnade: Oh! One sister and she has to be a half wit!
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John Arledge
(as Phineas Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Larson E. Whipsnade: As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Larson E. Whipsnade: I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean. First the contortionist gets rheumatism. Then the sword-swallower gets tonsilitis. Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer... not 'til I get rid of this cold, anyway.
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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Larson E. Whipsnade: Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.
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W.C. Fields
(as Larson E. Whipsnade)
in
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
(1939)
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