Eddie Jackson: Listen, I'm going off my nut. I ain't eaten. I ain't slept. The cops have got a plant on my place, and I'm walking around without a dime with THIS is in my pocket. I can't even buy a cup of coffee. I'm going crazy, I tell ya.

- George Raft (as Eddie Jackson) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Agnes: I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.
Rollo La Rue: I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah!

- W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Mrs. Mary Walker: There ain't any jail of steel or stone that can hold a body prisoner as tight as one built of old age... and lack of money.

- Mary Boland (as Mrs. Peabody) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Mrs. Peabody: Now, Henry, I don't want to reproach you, but I want you to feel like a dirty little rat, Sweetheart.

- Mary Boland (as Mrs. Peabody) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Steve Gallagher: A fine state of affairs. A fellow can't enjoy a quiet crap game in the guard house. If anyone else calls for me today, I'm out.

- Gary Cooper (as Steve Gallagher) in If I Had A Million (1932)

Rollo La Rue: Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!

- W.C. Fields (as Rollo La Rue) in If I Had A Million (1932)