Nurse Allen: [on phone] No, the doctor isn't in just now. Oh, he won't be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those eternity cases. - Gracie Allen in International House (1933)

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Hotel Manager: I'm the manager of this hotel. Professor Quail: I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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Professor Quail: [looking through key hole] What won't they think up next? - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I? Woman: Wu-Hu. Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I? Hotel Manager: WU-HU! [Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel] Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you! - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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Peggy: I'm sitting on something! Professor Quail: I lost mine in the stock market. - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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Peggy: Won't you join me in a glass of wine? Professor Quail: You get in first, and if there's room enough I'll join you. - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat] Peggy: I wonder what their parents were. Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless. - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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[Professor Quail enters during Rudy Vallee's song] Professor Quail: How long's this dogfight been going on? - W.C. Fields in International House (1933)

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