Film Quotes by Oliver Hardy
56 quotes
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie Sr.:
Boys will be boys.
Stan Sr.: Blood is thicker than water.
Ollie Sr.: Blood's thicker than water. Hmph!
Stan Sr.: Blood is thicker than water.
Ollie Sr.: Blood's thicker than water. Hmph!
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Brats
(1930)
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie Sr.:
That's it. If you brats don't be quiet you'll have to go to bed.
Stan Sr.: Yes we'll have to go to bed.
Ollie Sr.: Not we, The kids.
Stan Sr.: Yes we'll have to go to bed.
Ollie Sr.: Not we, The kids.
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Brats
(1930)
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie Sr.:
Will you brats keep quiet? How do you expect me to concentrate?
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Brats
(1930)
Year: 1933
Director:
Lloyd French
Director:
Lloyd French
Ollie:
[after he and Stan have landed after toppling over on the ladder and demolishing the utility shed, with Stan clutching Ollie's ears in terror] Will you let go of my EA-YUHS?
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Busy Bodies
(1933)
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie:
[Last lines to Cab Driver. Running out of club with Stan and Mrs. Laurel in pursuit] Out of the city! Anywhere! Anyplace!
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Blotto
(1930)
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie:
[to Stan] Come on! Let's reconoiter.
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)
in
Another Fine Mess
(1930)
Year: 1930
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie:
Ahhh... at last I have found it, Lord Appletree!
Lady Plumtree: PLUMtree... PLUMtree! Lord Leopold PLUMtree! Accent on the "LUM". My cahd.
[He reaches in his pocket for another card, but accidentally takes out three cards at once, which he hands to Hardy]
Ollie: [leafing through the cards and reading them off one-by-one] "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... I am terribly sorry.
Lady Plumtree: PLUMtree... PLUMtree! Lord Leopold PLUMtree! Accent on the "LUM". My cahd.
[He reaches in his pocket for another card, but accidentally takes out three cards at once, which he hands to Hardy]
Ollie: [leafing through the cards and reading them off one-by-one] "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... I am terribly sorry.
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)
in
Another Fine Mess
(1930)
Year: 1935
Director:
James W. Horne
Director:
James W. Horne
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Bonnie Scotland
(1935)
Year: 1931
Director:
James W. Horne
Director:
James W. Horne
Ollie:
Come, Stanley.
Stan: Where we going?
Ollie: We're going where we can forget!
Stan: What do you mean WE'VE got to forget?
Ollie: None of your business, let's go!
Stan: Where we going?
Ollie: We're going where we can forget!
Stan: What do you mean WE'VE got to forget?
Ollie: None of your business, let's go!
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)
in
Beau Hunks
(1931)
Year: 1932
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Ollie:
Do you realise that this is the only suit I've got left? It's enough to make a man burst out crying.
[Stan starts to cry]
Ollie: Shut Up! Don't you realise my wife will be home at noon?
[Stan starts to cry]
Ollie: Shut Up! Don't you realise my wife will be home at noon?
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Helpmates
(1932)