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Year: 1937

Director:
James W. Horne

Way Out West

Stan: Do you mind if I have another idea?
Ollie: If it's anything like the last one, yes.

-- Oliver Hardy in Way Out West (1937)

Year: 1934

Director:
Charley Rogers

Them Thar Hills

Stanley Laurel: Your bath's ready.
Ollie Hardy: You know I can't take a bath with this foot. And besides, it isn't Saturday.

-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Them Thar Hills (1934)

Year: 1930

Director:
James Parrott

Another Fine Mess

Lord Leopold Plumtree: [shaking his hand in surprise and pain after the brace holding up the lid of the piano vibrates loose and the lid falls shut and pinches Lord Plumtree's finger] Oh, I say! I SAY!
Ollie: Oh, I beg your pardon, Lord Figtree!
Lord Leopold Plumtree: 'PLUMtree!' 'PLUMtree'! Lord Leopold 'Plumtree'!
[He hands Hardy another card]
Ollie: Ah, a thousand pardons - - my mistake!

-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Another Fine Mess (1930)

Year: 1930

Director:
James Parrott

Another Fine Mess

Lord Leopold Plumtree: [to Stan who is dressed as the maid] Pardon me, are you of any relation to the butler?
Ollie: Oh, yes, yes, they're twins. You see, one was born in Detroit, the other in Mee-a-mee.
[Laughs]
Lord Leopold Plumtree: I don't quite understand.
Ollie: Oh, that's all right. Neither do they.
[Laughs]

-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Another Fine Mess (1930)

Year: 1930

Director:
James Parrott

Brats

Stan Sr.: [reaching out to stop Ollie from using his pool cue] My break!
Ollie Sr.: It's MY break!
Stan Sr.: [indignantly] It's MY break!
[points irritably]
Stan Sr.: You went in the pocket there -...
Ollie Sr.: [bonks Stan over the head with his pool cue to shut him up, then leans over the pool table with the cuestick to hit the cueball again. Stan quickly reaches out and picks up the cueball to keep Ollie from hitting it, but Ollie doesn't see Stan's action in time, and thrusts the cuestick forward where the ball had been, skinning off a strip of the pool table's green felt playing surface]

-- Oliver Hardy in Brats (1930)

Year: 1930

Director:
James Parrott

Brats

Stan Sr.: If you must make a noise, make it quietly.
Ollie Sr.: Make a noise quietly. Hmph!

-- Oliver Hardy in Brats (1930)

Year: 1931

Director:
James W. Horne

Laughing Gravy

Stan: [Referring to Laughing Gravy] Watcha gonna do with him?
Landlord: You know my rules about dogs. I'm going to throw him out!
Ollie: On a night like this?

-- Oliver Hardy in Laughing Gravy (1931)

Year: 1938

Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach

Swiss Miss

Stan: I see a monkey.
Oliver: A what?
Stan: A monkey.
Oliver: Well it doesn't surprise me a bit.If you don't quit drinking that brandy,you'll be seeing pink elephants.

-- Oliver Hardy in Swiss Miss (1938)

Year: 1938

Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach

Swiss Miss

Stan: I see a monkey.
Oliver: That doesn't surprise me a bit

-- Oliver Hardy in Swiss Miss (1938)

Year: 1935

Director:
James W. Horne

Bonnie Scotland

Stanley MacLaurel: [after hearing that Sandy MacLaurel killed himself at the sight of his newborn son] That must have been an ugly kid.
Ollie: Sandy MacLaurel was *your father*.

-- Oliver Hardy in Bonnie Scotland (1935)

Film Quotes by Oliver Hardy