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Film Quotes by Oliver Hardy

56 quotes
Beau Hunks
Year: 1931

Director:
James W. Horne
Beau Hunks
[There's a knock at the door. Stan picks up the phone]
Ollie: What are you doing?
Stan: There's somebody knocking on the phone.
Ollie: See? That's levity.
Stan: Hello, Mr. Levity?
Ollie: Answer the door! "Mr. Levity". Mmph!
-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Beau Hunks (1931)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Stan: What do you want?
Policeman: I don't want you. I want that other monkey.
[Stan whistles to Ollie]
Ollie: What?
Stan: He doesn't want me! He wants the other monkey!
[Ollie looks around]
Stan: You!
Ollie: Oh.
-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in The Music Box (1932)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Ollie: That's the house up there; right on top of the stoop.
-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in The Music Box (1932)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Ollie: Where there's a will, there's a way.
-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in The Music Box (1932)
The Music Box
Year: 1932

Director:
James Parrott
The Music Box
Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: Gentlemen, is there anything I can do to show you how sorry I am?
Ollie: [smiling] Just sign here.
[as he takes the top off the pen, ink explodes into the Professor's face. He chases Stan and Ollie out of the house. Fade]
-- Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in The Music Box (1932)
Sons of the Desert
Year: 1933

Director:
William A. Seiter
Sons of the Desert
Oliver: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.
-- Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)