Film Quotes by Oliver Hardy
56 quotes
Year: 1931
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Desk Sergeant:
What's your name?
Stanley: Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?
Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: What's your name?
Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.
Stanley: Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?
Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: What's your name?
Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
James Parrott
Director:
James Parrott
Insurgent Convict:
Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing there? Keep off of my head!
Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.
Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Year: 1934
Director:
Charley Rogers
Director:
Charley Rogers
Mrs. Hall:
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's neck.
Ollie Hardy: Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat. Where are you going?
Stanley Laurel: I'm going to look for a horse.
Ollie Hardy: Sit down!
Ollie Hardy: Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat. Where are you going?
Stanley Laurel: I'm going to look for a horse.
Ollie Hardy: Sit down!
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)
in
Them Thar Hills
(1934)
Year: 1941
Director:
Monty Banks
Director:
Monty Banks
Hippo:
What did I ever do to deserve a couple of yaps like you?
Stan: Maybe you were good to your mother.
Hippo: Pipe down!
Stan: Yes, sir.
Hippo: Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.
Stan: Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?
Oliver: Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
Stan: Maybe you were good to your mother.
Hippo: Pipe down!
Stan: Yes, sir.
Hippo: Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.
Stan: Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?
Oliver: Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Oliver)
in
Great Guns
(1941)
Year: 1936
Director:
Harry Lachman
Director:
Harry Lachman
Mrs. Daphne Hardy:
[stops the desert cart] Just a minute.
[to Stan]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.
[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.
[Walks off]
Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?
Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.
Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.
[to Stan]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.
[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.
[Walks off]
Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?
Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.
Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie / Bert Hardy)
in
Our Relations
(1936)
Year: 1936
Director:
Harry Lachman
Director:
Harry Lachman
Finn:
[hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.
Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.
Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.
--
Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie / Bert Hardy)
in
Our Relations
(1936)
Year: 1937
Director:
James W. Horne
Director:
James W. Horne
Mickey Finn:
I'm Mary's legal guardian. What do you want to see her for?
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way] Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan: [attempting to speak in a serious, slightly self-important tone, but obviously just blabbing away carelessly] Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [looking disgusted at Stan's stupidity] Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE - -
[gives Stan an annoyed shove]
Ollie: - - you might as well know the rest!
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way] Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan: [attempting to speak in a serious, slightly self-important tone, but obviously just blabbing away carelessly] Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [looking disgusted at Stan's stupidity] Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE - -
[gives Stan an annoyed shove]
Ollie: - - you might as well know the rest!
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Way Out West
(1937)
Year: 1938
Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach
Director:
John G. Blystone*Hal Roach
Cheese Factory Propietor:
Now I've an idea.
Oliver, Stan: You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver: It's my idea! It's just an idea of my own.
Oliver, Stan: You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver: It's my idea! It's just an idea of my own.
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Swiss Miss
(1938)
Year: 1937
Director:
James W. Horne
Director:
James W. Horne
Lola Marcel:
[shows Finn the deed] Ha - *ha*!
Mickey Finn: Ho - *ho*!
Ollie: [grabs the deed] He - *he*!
Mickey Finn: Ho - *ho*!
Ollie: [grabs the deed] He - *he*!
--
Oliver Hardy
in
Way Out West
(1937)
Year: 1949
Director:
George Waggner
Director:
George Waggner
--
Oliver Hardy
in
The Fighting Kentuckian
(1949)