Film Quotes by Moe Howard
156 quotes
Larry:
[Larry's holding a guitar. He bows to an imaginary audience and Moe walks up behind him and kicks him] Hey, what's the big idea? I was about to play Comin' Through the Corn.
Curly: You mean Rye.
Larry: The way I play it, it's Corn.
Moe: Where'd you get that?
Larry: This cost 50 bucks. A genuine stratosphere.
Moe: Stratosphere? Go play some air.
Curly: You mean Rye.
Larry: The way I play it, it's Corn.
Moe: Where'd you get that?
Larry: This cost 50 bucks. A genuine stratosphere.
Moe: Stratosphere? Go play some air.
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Moe Howard
in
Three Loan Wolves
(1946)
Larry:
[once told they inherited their uncle's gown shop] Water... give me water.
[a car drives by and splashes all three of them]
Moe: Water you had to have, eh?
[slaps Larry]
[a car drives by and splashes all three of them]
Moe: Water you had to have, eh?
[slaps Larry]
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Moe Howard
in
Slippery Silks
(1936)
Larry:
[seeing the ugly woman Shemp is attracted to] I'd better have another drink; I can still see her face.
Moe: [bonks Larry on the head] Quiet.
Moe: [bonks Larry on the head] Quiet.
--
Moe Howard
in
Scrambled Brains
(1951)
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Moe Howard
in
Studio Stoops
(1950)
Larry:
How come you give all the orders around here?
Moe: Because I got all the brains around here. Any objections?
Larry: Yeah!
[Moe slaps Larry]
Moe: Objections overruled.
Moe: Because I got all the brains around here. Any objections?
Larry: Yeah!
[Moe slaps Larry]
Moe: Objections overruled.
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Moe Howard
in
Gents in a Jam
(1952)
Larry:
How d'ya spell "fifty"?
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
--
Moe Howard
(as Moe)
in
Spook Louder
(1943)
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Moe Howard
in
Hold That Lion!
(1947)
--
Moe Howard
in
Dunked in the Deep