Film Quotes by Moe Howard
156 quotes
Curly:
[tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.
Moe: What'd he look like?
Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
Larry: Say, why don't we put him
[the corpse]
Larry: out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
[shakes his head]
Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!
Moe: What'd he look like?
Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
Larry: Say, why don't we put him
[the corpse]
Larry: out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
[shakes his head]
Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!
Year: 1943
Director:
Harry Edwards
Director:
Harry Edwards
Curly:
Gee, I haven't been to the circus since I got out of the fourth grade!
Moe: Yeah, and that was last year.
Moe: Yeah, and that was last year.
--
Moe Howard
in
Three Little Twirps
(1943)
Curly:
That ox can't call me a monkey!
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
--
Moe Howard
in
Dizzy Detectives
Year: 1947
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Curly:
There's a hair in my soup.
Moe: You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.
Curly: I never saw a crack go that way.
[he makes a curving motion with his hand]
Moe: Well, that's neither hair nor there.
Moe: You're crazy. That's a crack in your plate.
Curly: I never saw a crack go that way.
[he makes a curving motion with his hand]
Moe: Well, that's neither hair nor there.
--
Moe Howard
in
Half-Wits Holiday
(1947)
Year: 1941
Director:
Jules White
Director:
Jules White
Field Marshal Herring:
[Moe, playing pool, curls the cue ball back to where it stated] Oh! You used too much English.
Hailstone the Dictator: Never speak that word in this house!
Hailstone the Dictator: Never speak that word in this house!
--
Moe Howard
in
I'll Never Heil Again
(1941)
Year: 1934
Director:
Ray McCarey
Director:
Ray McCarey
Dr. Graves:
How did you find that patient in room 67?
Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!
Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?
Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?
Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!
Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?
Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?
--
Moe Howard
(as Dr. Moe Howard)
in
Men in Black
(1934)
Year: 1934
Director:
Ray McCarey
Director:
Ray McCarey
--
Moe Howard
(as Dr. Moe Howard)
in
Men in Black
(1934)
Year: 1934
Director:
Ray McCarey
Director:
Ray McCarey
Dr. Moe Howard:
How is she, doctor?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
[sees the Stooges]
Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted
Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?
Tiny Patient: I'm 35.
Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
[sees the Stooges]
Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted
Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?
Tiny Patient: I'm 35.
Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.
--
Moe Howard
(as Dr. Moe Howard)
in
Men in Black
(1934)