Fat Fashion Show Guest: [seeing one fashion called "The Hunter"] Think I'd look stunning in that riding abbot.
Curly: [whispers to Moe] I think there'd be trouble figuring out which one was the horse.

- Curly Howard in Slippery Silks (1936)

Larry: [once told they inherited their uncle's gown shop] Water... give me water.
[a car drives by and splashes all three of them]
Moe: Water you had to have, eh?
[slaps Larry]

- Moe Howard in Slippery Silks (1936)