Film Quotes by Jerry Lewis
42 quotes
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Virgil:
So do me something.
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Jerry Lewis
in
Money From Home
(1953)
Year: 1953
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Virgil:
They tell me when you ride you ride as if you were a part of the horse. Would that be a compliment, Sir?
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Money From Home
(1953)
Year: 1955
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
Wilbur Hoolick:
[Imitating a French barber] Eef you lay one... If you lay un hand on me, you know whatI will do?
Noonan: [Nastily] What?
Wilbur Hoolick: I'll bleed! Au revoir.
Noonan: [Nastily] What?
Wilbur Hoolick: I'll bleed! Au revoir.
--
Jerry Lewis
(as Wilbur Hoolick)
in
You're Never Too Young
(1955)
Year: 1969
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Dr. Scott Carter:
There's only one decent thing left for you to do: turn yourself in.
Peter Ingersoll: Decent thing? That's insane!
Dr. Scott Carter: I'll be behind you all the way.
Peter Ingersoll: Oh, sure you will. A mile behind me.
Peter Ingersoll: Decent thing? That's insane!
Dr. Scott Carter: I'll be behind you all the way.
Peter Ingersoll: Oh, sure you will. A mile behind me.
--
Jerry Lewis
(as Peter J. Ingersoll / Fred Dobbs)
in
Hook, Line and Sinker
(1969)
Year: 1952
Director:
Hal Walker
Director:
Hal Walker
Hilda Jones:
Everybody should donate to the blood bank. What type are you?
Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers...
Hilda Jones: No! I mean what kind of blood have you?
Melvin Jones: Red.
Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers...
Hilda Jones: No! I mean what kind of blood have you?
Melvin Jones: Red.
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Sailor Beware
(1952)
Year: 1949
Director:
George Marshall
Director:
George Marshall
Al:
Your time will come, son. I'll save you for a rainy day. Got to hold back a little. Don't want to push too much.
Seymour: Rainy day? I got news for you. I get hungry in clear weather!
Seymour: Rainy day? I got news for you. I get hungry in clear weather!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
My Friend Irma
(1949)
Year: 1959
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Don't Give Up The Ship
(1959)
Year: 1963
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
[at the golf practice machine]
Norman Phiffier: Here's your driver, Mr. President.
Mr. John P. Tuttle: Thank you, Jackie.
Norman Phiffier: You... oh, that was good.
Norman Phiffier: Here's your driver, Mr. President.
Mr. John P. Tuttle: Thank you, Jackie.
Norman Phiffier: You... oh, that was good.
--
Jerry Lewis
(as Norman Phiffier)
in
Who's Minding the Store?
(1963)
Year: 1966
Director:
Jerry Lewis
Director:
Jerry Lewis
[Christopher learns from the French ambassador that he has won a prize for his art work]
The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
The Attache: Give or take a little.
Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.
The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
The Attache: Give or take a little.
Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Three On A Couch
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Jerry Lewis
Director:
Jerry Lewis
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Jerry Lewis
in
Three On A Couch
(1966)