Barbara Tuttle: I finally found someone who loves me for me, not that I'm the Tuttle heiress, but me, the elevator girl. - Jill St. John (as Barbara Tuttle) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Norman Phiffier: Something you women would like? Ah, that is, um, could I show you something in shoes? Lady wrestler: My feet, I hope. Norman Phiffier: [Fake laughs] Oh, that is good. Yes, the size and style? Lady wrestler: Black Spring-O-Lators, size three. Norman Phiffier: The [pause] Norman Phiffier: size... three? Lady wrestler: Three! Norman Phiffier: SIZE three? Lady wrestler: Something the matter with your hearing aid? Norman Phiffier: Well, no, I could turn it up. - Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Norman Phiffier: What are you, crazy, lady? - Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mr. John P. Tuttle: Hey you! I'm leaving *your* house! - Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mr. Quimby: Forgive me for saying this, but this boy has character, and I know what character is! I remember when I had it! - Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mr. Quimby: How do you suppose I got to be the general manager of this great store? How? Norman Phiffier: How? How? Mr. Quimby: I'll tell you! I'll tell you! Norman Phiffier: Go ahead! Go ahead! Mr. Quimby: I will! I will! - Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mr. Quimby: Quimby here. Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle: You're out of breath, Quimby. Mr. Quimby: Yes, I, ah [clears throat] Mr. Quimby: working late, long day. Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle: Don't put me on, Quimby. You've had at least three scotches and you're winded from chasing your pretty secretary. But don't worry, Quimby, I'll ok her next raise. Mr. Quimby: I've always considered you, not only my boss, but a dandy friend, Mrs. Tuttle. - Ray Walston (as Mr. Quimby) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mr. Quimby: That baboon of a boy has just about wrecked the good name of Tuttle. Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle: I thought you said he had character. Mr. Quimby: But there's no place in business for a man of character. His sincerity could ruin the world! Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle: Naturally, that's why we, the insincere, must be in charge. - Agnes Moorehead (as Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle: I want you to give this nut every impossible, dirty job there is. - Agnes Moorehead (as Mrs. Phoebe Tuttle) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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[at the golf practice machine] Norman Phiffier: Here's your driver, Mr. President. Mr. John P. Tuttle: Thank you, Jackie. Norman Phiffier: You... oh, that was good. - Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

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