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Year: 1962

Director:
Frank Tashlin

It's Only Money

Lester March: Nay, hence, and get outta there.

-- Jerry Lewis in It's Only Money (1962)

Year: 1956

Director:
Frank Tashlin

Hollywood Or Bust

Malcolm Smith: But remember, I'd have never known about the phony ticket or the stealing if you didn't tell me, which means you're very noble. You're as noble as Abraham Lincoln or Raymond Massey.

-- Jerry Lewis (as Malcolm Smith) in Hollywood Or Bust (1956)

Year: 1952

Director:
Hal Walker

Sailor Beware

Melvin Jones: There's no basis for metabolism, certain unaware of the fact that there are other men concerned here, and you still can't feel that a physical being is abstract. You've got to base the full heart and soul on the ingredients that other people are aware of the fact that physical being is isn't even evolved. Isn't that right?

-- Jerry Lewis in Sailor Beware (1952)

Year: 1952

Director:
Hal Walker

Sailor Beware

Melvin Jones: Why d'ya put the bandage on my hand before ya put the gloves on?
Al Crowthers: So when you hit'm, you won't break your knuckles.
Melvin Jones: Why don't you put some on my shoes so I won't wear them out from running away from him?

-- Jerry Lewis in Sailor Beware (1952)

Year: 1952

Director:
Hal Walker

Sailor Beware

Melvin Jones: Why, I was fighting Gene Tierney once, and...
Al Crowthers: Wait a minute! Don't you mean Gene Tunney?
Melvin Jones: [shouts] You fight who you want, I'll fight who I want!

-- Jerry Lewis in Sailor Beware (1952)

Year: 1963

Director:
Frank Tashlin

Who's Minding the Store?

Norman Phiffier: Something you women would like? Ah, that is, um, could I show you something in shoes?
Lady wrestler: My feet, I hope.
Norman Phiffier: [Fake laughs] Oh, that is good. Yes, the size and style?
Lady wrestler: Black Spring-O-Lators, size three.
Norman Phiffier: The
[pause]
Norman Phiffier: size... three?
Lady wrestler: Three!
Norman Phiffier: SIZE three?
Lady wrestler: Something the matter with your hearing aid?
Norman Phiffier: Well, no, I could turn it up.

-- Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

Year: 1963

Director:
Frank Tashlin

Who's Minding the Store?

Norman Phiffier: What are you, crazy, lady?

-- Jerry Lewis (as Norman Phiffier) in Who's Minding the Store? (1963)

Year: 1949

Director:
George Marshall

My Friend Irma

Seymour: The least you could do is show me some sympathy, Steve. When you was sick, I was very considerate. Remember when the doctor gave you only 30 days to live?
Steve Laird: Yes!
Seymour: Didn't I go out and get you a calender?

-- Jerry Lewis in My Friend Irma (1949)

Year: 1952

Director:
Norman Taurog

The Stooge

Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: Well, my mother loves me.
Bill Miller: I'll bet she was disappointed. I'll bet she wanted a child.
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: She got one. Look up the records. I was born at Mercy Hospital.
Bill Miller: Were you sick?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: No, I wanted to be near my mother.

-- Jerry Lewis in The Stooge (1952)

Year: 1953

Director:
George Marshall

Money From Home

Virgil: Me and my big mouth. I'd get rid of it, except it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

-- Jerry Lewis in Money From Home (1953)

Film Quotes by Jerry Lewis