Film Quotes by Jerry Lewis
42 quotes
Year: 1960
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Cinderfella:
[Fella reading from the engraving on a ring] To Fella: Love thy neighbor. Love him hard and well. The love that you give will be returned and manifested in itself, to give back the warmth and the care and the affection, as well as the hugs and the loves of those who have loved. To live and not to love could be affectionate, but yet warmth would still maintain itself in the love that you give to them. Oh, others have loved in the past and yet have found that they couldn't be hate. So with love it is the beneficial part of giving. Many children in the past have loved and yet found that they couldn't possibly know anyone with kissing and wisdom with hugging...
--
Jerry Lewis
(as Cinderfella)
in
Cinderfella
(1960)
Year: 1955
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Eugene Fullstack:
No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them.
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Artists and Models
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Eugene Fullstack:
They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them.
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Artists and Models
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Eugene Fullstack:
Those lovely lips, those red inviting, lucious lips - like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Artists and Models
(1955)
Year: 1961
Director:
Jerry Lewis
Director:
Jerry Lewis
Herbert H. Heebert:
Hey, lady!
--
Jerry Lewis
(as Herbert H. Heebert / Mama Heebert)
in
The Ladies Man
(1961)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
Homer Flagg:
[running excitedly around his expensive hotel suite] Another bathroom! So shiny, so clean you gotta wash up before you go in there!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Living It Up
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
Homer Flagg:
[to Dr. Harris as he sees a skeleton in his office closet] You probably thought nothing was wrong with him either!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Living It Up
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
Homer Flagg:
I wish I could go to New York with yuh.
Isaiah Jackson: Now, Homer, you're gonna be fillin' my shoes, stationmaster of Desert Hole!
Homer Flagg: [dejectedly] Yeah.
Isaiah Jackson: [optimistically] In exactly 52 years you'll be getting your pension. Then you'll be on your way to wine, women, and song.
Homer Flagg: In 52 years who'll be able to sing?
Isaiah Jackson: Now, Homer, you're gonna be fillin' my shoes, stationmaster of Desert Hole!
Homer Flagg: [dejectedly] Yeah.
Isaiah Jackson: [optimistically] In exactly 52 years you'll be getting your pension. Then you'll be on your way to wine, women, and song.
Homer Flagg: In 52 years who'll be able to sing?
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Living It Up
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
Homer Flagg:
Oh, I'm feelin' much better this morning. I heard a bird sing.
Dr. Steve Harris: Yeah, I heard the same bird sing, Homer, - SING SING!
Homer Flagg: Wha - ho - unh! The fever's coming back!
Dr. Steve Harris: Yeah, I heard the same bird sing, Homer, - SING SING!
Homer Flagg: Wha - ho - unh! The fever's coming back!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Living It Up
(1954)
Year: 1959
Director:
Norman Taurog
Director:
Norman Taurog
John Paul Steckler VII:
Now hear this! Now hear this! I want a tight ship! I want an efficient ship! 'Cause an efficient ship is a happy ship! And a happy ship is a tight ship! And I want everyone to be efficient, happy and tight!
--
Jerry Lewis
in
Don't Give Up The Ship
(1959)